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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #147

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    The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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      Klaus
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      #148

      @jon-nyc Wait, there's a control path without BSOD()?

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      • HoraceH Offline
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        Horace
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        #149

        that's hilarious

        Education is extremely important.

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            #151

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            The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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            • Catseye3C Offline
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              Catseye3
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              #152

              Dad Geek Humor

              What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                KlausK Offline
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                Klaus
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                #153

                @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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                  George K
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    mark
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                    #155

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                    • RainmanR Offline
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                      #156

                      Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                      Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                      • RainmanR Rainman

                        Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                        Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                        mark
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                        @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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                          jon-nyc
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                          CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

                          Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

                          The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                            jon-nyc
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                            The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                            • George KG Offline
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                              George K
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                              Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                              He’s 0K now.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
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                                Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                                        @Jon lol

                                        Link to video

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                                          George K
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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