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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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    @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

          Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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            Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

            Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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            @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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              CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

              Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                  He’s 0K now.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                            @Jon lol

                            Link to video

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Fun response in the twitter thread:

                                  Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

                                  There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

                                  Education is extremely important.

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                                    I imagine it streams somewhere

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        I think you have to be a little geeky to get the reference here. Not clippy, the other reference.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          Is the Windows XP dog (Rover) in there? He was part of Microsoft Bob, an invention of Mrs. Gates. Wasn't that around the same time as Clippy?

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