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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 13:51 last edited by
    #147

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      23 Dec 2022, 13:51

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      Klaus
      wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 14:37 last edited by
      #148

      @jon-nyc Wait, there's a control path without BSOD()?

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        Horace
        wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 14:39 last edited by
        #149

        that's hilarious

        Education is extremely important.

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          George K
          wrote on 24 Dec 2022, 12:56 last edited by
          #150

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 7 Mar 2023, 11:53 last edited by
            #151

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              Catseye3
              wrote on 12 Mar 2023, 22:56 last edited by
              #152

              Dad Geek Humor

              What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                7 Mar 2023, 11:53

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                Klaus
                wrote on 13 Mar 2023, 06:47 last edited by
                #153

                @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 22 Mar 2023, 12:48 last edited by
                  #154

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    mark
                    wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 21:06 last edited by
                    #155

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                      Rainman
                      wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 23:18 last edited by
                      #156

                      Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                      Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                        4 Apr 2023, 23:18

                        Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                        Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                        mark
                        wrote on 5 Apr 2023, 01:56 last edited by
                        #157

                        @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 6 Apr 2023, 13:54 last edited by
                          #158

                          CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

                          Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

                          Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 2 May 2023, 01:28 last edited by
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                              George K
                              wrote on 3 May 2023, 23:09 last edited by
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                              Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                              He’s 0K now.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 9 May 2023, 22:46 last edited by
                                #161

                                Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 10 May 2023, 01:25 last edited by
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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 17 May 2023, 13:20 last edited by
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                                      Jon
                                      wrote on 27 May 2023, 14:54 last edited by
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                                        mark
                                        wrote on 27 May 2023, 15:42 last edited by
                                        #165

                                        @Jon lol

                                        Link to video

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 27 May 2023, 23:00 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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