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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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    KlausK Offline
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    @jon-nyc Wait, there's a control path without BSOD()?

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      that's hilarious

      Education is extremely important.

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      • George KG Offline
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        George K
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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            Dad Geek Humor

            What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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              @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                    Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                    • RainmanR Rainman

                      Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                      Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                      mark
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                      @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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                        CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

                        Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

                        The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                          jon-nyc
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                          The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                            Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                            He’s 0K now.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
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                              Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                                  The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                                      @Jon lol

                                      Link to video

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                                        George K
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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