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  • RainmanR Rainman

    Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

    Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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    @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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      CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

      Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

          He’s 0K now.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Only non-witches get due process.

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                Only non-witches get due process.

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                    @Jon lol

                    Link to video

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Fun response in the twitter thread:

                          Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

                          There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

                          Education is extremely important.

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                            I imagine it streams somewhere

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                I think you have to be a little geeky to get the reference here. Not clippy, the other reference.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  Is the Windows XP dog (Rover) in there? He was part of Microsoft Bob, an invention of Mrs. Gates. Wasn't that around the same time as Clippy?

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          Heisenberg, Gödel, and Chomsky walk into a bar …

                                          Heisenberg looks around the bar and says, “Because there are three of us and because this is a bar, it must be a joke. But the question remains, is it funny or not?”
                                          And Gödel thinks for a moment and says, “Well, because we’re inside the joke, we can’t tell whether it is funny. We’d have to be outside looking at it.”
                                          And Chomsky looks at both of them and says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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