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  • HoraceH Horace

    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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    We’re at a place where we are supposed to bend over backwards to be friendly with self mutilators confused about which body parts they were supposed to be born with, while in other contexts we try to convince everybody to trust their gut about those people who just strike you as odd or creepy.

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    If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

    Only non-witches get due process.

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      If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

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      @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

      If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

      I was thinking laterally, not attacking the motivations of the meme creator.

      Education is extremely important.

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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          Only non-witches get due process.

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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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              "How do you change weapons?"
              "CTRL ALT DEL"

              Please love yourself.

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                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  @jon-nyc Wait, there's a control path without BSOD()?

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                    that's hilarious

                    Education is extremely important.

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                          Dad Geek Humor

                          What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                                  Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                                    Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                                    Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                                    @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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                                      CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

                                      Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                                          He’s 0K now.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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