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  • HoraceH Offline
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    Horace
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    #149

    that's hilarious

    Education is extremely important.

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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
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      #150

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
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        #151

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        The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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          #152

          Dad Geek Humor

          What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            KlausK Offline
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            #153

            @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
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              #154

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • markM Offline
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                • RainmanR Offline
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                  #156

                  Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                  Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                  • RainmanR Rainman

                    Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                    Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

                    markM Offline
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                    mark
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                    #157

                    @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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                    • jon-nycJ Offline
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                      CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

                      Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

                      The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                        The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                        • George KG Offline
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                          George K
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                          Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                          He’s 0K now.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
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                            Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                                The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                                    @Jon lol

                                    Link to video

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                                      George K
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • HoraceH Offline
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                                          Horace
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                                          Fun response in the twitter thread:

                                          Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

                                          There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

                                          Education is extremely important.

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