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      Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

      Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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        Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

        Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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        @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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          CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

          Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

              He’s 0K now.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                        @Jon lol

                        Link to video

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Fun response in the twitter thread:

                              Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

                              There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

                              Education is extremely important.

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                                I imagine it streams somewhere

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    I think you have to be a little geeky to get the reference here. Not clippy, the other reference.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      Is the Windows XP dog (Rover) in there? He was part of Microsoft Bob, an invention of Mrs. Gates. Wasn't that around the same time as Clippy?

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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