Geek humor

[Catseye3]

Dad Geek Humor

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

[Klaus]

@jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

[George K]

[mark]

[Rainman]

Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

[mark]

@Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

[jon-nyc]

CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

He’s 0K now.

[George K]

Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[Jon]

[mark]

@Jon lol

Link to video

[George K]

[Jon]

[Horace]

Fun response in the twitter thread:

Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

[Jon]

I imagine it streams somewhere

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

I think you have to be a little geeky to get the reference here. Not clippy, the other reference.