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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 10 Dec 2022, 18:41 last edited by
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      jon-nyc
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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 20 Dec 2022, 13:16 last edited by
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          20 Dec 2022, 13:16

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          Aqua Letifer
          wrote on 20 Dec 2022, 15:47 last edited by
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          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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          "How do you change weapons?"
          "CTRL ALT DEL"

          Please love yourself.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 13:51 last edited by
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              23 Dec 2022, 13:51

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              Klaus
              wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 14:37 last edited by
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              @jon-nyc Wait, there's a control path without BSOD()?

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                Horace
                wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 14:39 last edited by
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                that's hilarious

                Education is extremely important.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 24 Dec 2022, 12:56 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 7 Mar 2023, 11:53 last edited by
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                      Catseye3
                      wrote on 12 Mar 2023, 22:56 last edited by
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                      Dad Geek Humor

                      What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        Klaus
                        wrote on 13 Mar 2023, 06:47 last edited by
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                        @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 22 Mar 2023, 12:48 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            mark
                            wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 21:06 last edited by
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                              Rainman
                              wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 23:18 last edited by
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                              Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                              Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                                4 Apr 2023, 23:18

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                                Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                                mark
                                wrote on 5 Apr 2023, 01:56 last edited by
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                                @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 6 Apr 2023, 13:54 last edited by
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                                  CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

                                  Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 2 May 2023, 01:28 last edited by
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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 3 May 2023, 23:09 last edited by
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                                      Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                                      He’s 0K now.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 9 May 2023, 22:46 last edited by
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                                        Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 10 May 2023, 01:25 last edited by
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