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    jon-nyc
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    Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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      Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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        "How do you change weapons?"
        "CTRL ALT DEL"

        Please love yourself.

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          Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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            @jon-nyc Wait, there's a control path without BSOD()?

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              that's hilarious

              Education is extremely important.

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                    Dad Geek Humor

                    What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                      @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                            Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                              Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                              Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                              @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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                                CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

                                Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

                                Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                                  Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                                    Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                                    He’s 0K now.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                                          Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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