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  • RainmanR Offline
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    Rainman
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    #156

    Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

    Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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    • RainmanR Rainman

      Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

      Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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      #157

      @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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      • jon-nycJ Online
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        jon-nyc
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        CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

        Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          Only non-witches get due process.

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          • George KG Offline
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            Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

            He’s 0K now.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
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                #162

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                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  jon-nyc
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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                  • JonJ Offline
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                      @Jon lol

                      Link to video

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                      • George KG Offline
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • HoraceH Offline
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                            Horace
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                            Fun response in the twitter thread:

                            Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

                            There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

                            Education is extremely important.

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                            • JonJ Offline
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                              I imagine it streams somewhere

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                              • George KG Offline
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  I think you have to be a little geeky to get the reference here. Not clippy, the other reference.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    Is the Windows XP dog (Rover) in there? He was part of Microsoft Bob, an invention of Mrs. Gates. Wasn't that around the same time as Clippy?

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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