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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #154

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • RainmanR Offline
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        #156

        Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

        Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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          Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

          Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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          mark
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          @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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          • jon-nycJ Offline
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            CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

            Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

            The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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              jon-nyc
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              The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
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                Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                He’s 0K now.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
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                  Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    jon-nyc
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                    The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                      The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                      • JonJ Offline
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                        • JonJ Jon

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                          @Jon lol

                          Link to video

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                          • George KG Offline
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                            George K
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              • HoraceH Offline
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                                Fun response in the twitter thread:

                                Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

                                There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

                                Education is extremely important.

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                                  I imagine it streams somewhere

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                                  • George KG Offline
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                                    George K
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      I think you have to be a little geeky to get the reference here. Not clippy, the other reference.

                                      The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                                        Is the Windows XP dog (Rover) in there? He was part of Microsoft Bob, an invention of Mrs. Gates. Wasn't that around the same time as Clippy?

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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