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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 2 Dec 2022, 16:56 last edited by
    #139

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      2 Dec 2022, 16:56

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      Horace
      wrote on 2 Dec 2022, 17:03 last edited by
      #140

      @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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      We’re at a place where we are supposed to bend over backwards to be friendly with self mutilators confused about which body parts they were supposed to be born with, while in other contexts we try to convince everybody to trust their gut about those people who just strike you as odd or creepy.

      Education is extremely important.

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      • H Horace
        2 Dec 2022, 17:03

        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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        We’re at a place where we are supposed to bend over backwards to be friendly with self mutilators confused about which body parts they were supposed to be born with, while in other contexts we try to convince everybody to trust their gut about those people who just strike you as odd or creepy.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 2 Dec 2022, 17:17 last edited by
        #141

        If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          2 Dec 2022, 17:17

          If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

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          Horace
          wrote on 2 Dec 2022, 17:19 last edited by
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          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

          If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

          I was thinking laterally, not attacking the motivations of the meme creator.

          Education is extremely important.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 10 Dec 2022, 18:41 last edited by
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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 12 Dec 2022, 17:13 last edited by
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              Only non-witches get due process.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 20 Dec 2022, 13:16 last edited by
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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  20 Dec 2022, 13:16

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                  Aqua Letifer
                  wrote on 20 Dec 2022, 15:47 last edited by
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                  @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                  "How do you change weapons?"
                  "CTRL ALT DEL"

                  Please love yourself.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 13:51 last edited by
                    #147

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      23 Dec 2022, 13:51

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                      Klaus
                      wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 14:37 last edited by
                      #148

                      @jon-nyc Wait, there's a control path without BSOD()?

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                        Horace
                        wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 14:39 last edited by
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                        that's hilarious

                        Education is extremely important.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 24 Dec 2022, 12:56 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 7 Mar 2023, 11:53 last edited by
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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              Catseye3
                              wrote on 12 Mar 2023, 22:56 last edited by
                              #152

                              Dad Geek Humor

                              What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                Klaus
                                wrote on 13 Mar 2023, 06:47 last edited by
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                                @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 22 Mar 2023, 12:48 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 21:06 last edited by
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                                      Rainman
                                      wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 23:18 last edited by
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                                      Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                                      Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                                        4 Apr 2023, 23:18

                                        Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                                        Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                                        mark
                                        wrote on 5 Apr 2023, 01:56 last edited by
                                        #157

                                        @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 6 Apr 2023, 13:54 last edited by
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                                          CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

                                          Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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