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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        Dad Geek Humor

        What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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          @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • RainmanR Offline
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                Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                  Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                  Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

                  markM Offline
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                  @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                    CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

                    Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                      • George KG Offline
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                        Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                        He’s 0K now.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
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                          Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  @Jon lol

                                  Link to video

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                                    George K
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Horace
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                                        Fun response in the twitter thread:

                                        Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

                                        There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

                                        Education is extremely important.

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                                          I imagine it streams somewhere

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