Geek humor

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@jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

We’re at a place where we are supposed to bend over backwards to be friendly with self mutilators confused about which body parts they were supposed to be born with, while in other contexts we try to convince everybody to trust their gut about those people who just strike you as odd or creepy.

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If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

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@jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

I was thinking laterally, not attacking the motivations of the meme creator.

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@jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

"How do you change weapons?"
"CTRL ALT DEL"

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[Klaus]

@jon-nyc Wait, there's a control path without BSOD()?

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that's hilarious

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Dad Geek Humor

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

[Klaus]

@jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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[mark]

[Rainman]

Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

[mark]

@Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

[jon-nyc]

CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

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