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    Horace
    wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 14:39 last edited by
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    that's hilarious

    Education is extremely important.

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      George K
      wrote on 24 Dec 2022, 12:56 last edited by
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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 7 Mar 2023, 11:53 last edited by
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        Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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          Catseye3
          wrote on 12 Mar 2023, 22:56 last edited by
          #152

          Dad Geek Humor

          What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            Klaus
            wrote on 13 Mar 2023, 06:47 last edited by
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            @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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              George K
              wrote on 22 Mar 2023, 12:48 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                mark
                wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 21:06 last edited by
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                  Rainman
                  wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 23:18 last edited by
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                  Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                  Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                    4 Apr 2023, 23:18

                    Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                    Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                    mark
                    wrote on 5 Apr 2023, 01:56 last edited by
                    #157

                    @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 6 Apr 2023, 13:54 last edited by
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                      CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

                      Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

                      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 2 May 2023, 01:28 last edited by
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                          George K
                          wrote on 3 May 2023, 23:09 last edited by
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                          Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                          He’s 0K now.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 9 May 2023, 22:46 last edited by
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                            Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 10 May 2023, 01:25 last edited by
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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 17 May 2023, 13:20 last edited by
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                                  Jon
                                  wrote on 27 May 2023, 14:54 last edited by
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                                    27 May 2023, 14:54

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                                    mark
                                    wrote on 27 May 2023, 15:42 last edited by
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                                    @Jon lol

                                    Link to video

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 27 May 2023, 23:00 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Jon
                                        wrote on 1 Jun 2023, 18:06 last edited by
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                                          Horace
                                          wrote on 1 Jun 2023, 18:44 last edited by
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                                          Fun response in the twitter thread:

                                          Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

                                          There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

                                          Education is extremely important.

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