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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 20 Dec 2022, 13:16 last edited by
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      20 Dec 2022, 13:16

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      Aqua Letifer
      wrote on 20 Dec 2022, 15:47 last edited by
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      @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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      "How do you change weapons?"
      "CTRL ALT DEL"

      Please love yourself.

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        jon-nyc
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          23 Dec 2022, 13:51

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          Klaus
          wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 14:37 last edited by
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          @jon-nyc Wait, there's a control path without BSOD()?

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            Horace
            wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 14:39 last edited by
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            that's hilarious

            Education is extremely important.

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              George K
              wrote on 24 Dec 2022, 12:56 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
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                  Catseye3
                  wrote on 12 Mar 2023, 22:56 last edited by
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                  Dad Geek Humor

                  What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                    7 Mar 2023, 11:53

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                    Klaus
                    wrote on 13 Mar 2023, 06:47 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 22 Mar 2023, 12:48 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        mark
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                          Rainman
                          wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 23:18 last edited by
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                          Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

                          Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                            4 Apr 2023, 23:18

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                            Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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                            mark
                            wrote on 5 Apr 2023, 01:56 last edited by
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                            @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 6 Apr 2023, 13:54 last edited by
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                              CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

                              Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

                              Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                jon-nyc
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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 3 May 2023, 23:09 last edited by
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                                  Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                                  He’s 0K now.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 9 May 2023, 22:46 last edited by
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                                    Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 10 May 2023, 01:25 last edited by
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                                        jon-nyc
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                                          wrote on 27 May 2023, 14:54 last edited by
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