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    Catseye3
    wrote on 12 Mar 2023, 22:56 last edited by
    #152

    Dad Geek Humor

    What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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      7 Mar 2023, 11:53

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      Klaus
      wrote on 13 Mar 2023, 06:47 last edited by
      #153

      @jon-nyc But x^2 + 25 looks so good that a happy solution is imaginary.

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        George K
        wrote on 22 Mar 2023, 12:48 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          mark
          wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 21:06 last edited by
          #155

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            Rainman
            wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 23:18 last edited by
            #156

            Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

            Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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              4 Apr 2023, 23:18

              Mark...I...Don't...Get...It

              Whopee! I'm geekafreed!

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              mark
              wrote on 5 Apr 2023, 01:56 last edited by
              #157

              @Rainman it's section of the windows desktop.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 6 Apr 2023, 13:54 last edited by
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                CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means--

                Nassim Taleb: crashes through the window YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 2 May 2023, 01:28 last edited by
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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 3 May 2023, 23:09 last edited by
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                    Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

                    He’s 0K now.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 9 May 2023, 22:46 last edited by
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                      Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 10 May 2023, 01:25 last edited by
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                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 17 May 2023, 13:20 last edited by
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                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            Jon
                            wrote on 27 May 2023, 14:54 last edited by
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                              27 May 2023, 14:54

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                              mark
                              wrote on 27 May 2023, 15:42 last edited by
                              #165

                              @Jon lol

                              Link to video

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                                George K
                                wrote on 27 May 2023, 23:00 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Jon
                                  wrote on 1 Jun 2023, 18:06 last edited by
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                                    Horace
                                    wrote on 1 Jun 2023, 18:44 last edited by
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                                    Fun response in the twitter thread:

                                    Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

                                    There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

                                    Education is extremely important.

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                                      Jon
                                      wrote on 1 Jun 2023, 19:36 last edited by
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                                      I imagine it streams somewhere

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 7 Nov 2023, 11:49 last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 20 Nov 2023, 02:00 last edited by
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                                          I think you have to be a little geeky to get the reference here. Not clippy, the other reference.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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