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    George K
    wrote on 3 May 2023, 23:09 last edited by
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    Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.

    He’s 0K now.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      George K
      wrote on 9 May 2023, 22:46 last edited by
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      Fermilab, Batavia, Illinois.

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 17 May 2023, 13:20 last edited by
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            Jon
            wrote on 27 May 2023, 14:54 last edited by
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              mark
              wrote on 27 May 2023, 15:42 last edited by
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              @Jon lol

              Link to video

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                George K
                wrote on 27 May 2023, 23:00 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Jon
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                    Horace
                    wrote on 1 Jun 2023, 18:44 last edited by
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                    Fun response in the twitter thread:

                    Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

                    There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

                    Education is extremely important.

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                      Jon
                      wrote on 1 Jun 2023, 19:36 last edited by
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                      I imagine it streams somewhere

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                        George K
                        wrote on 7 Nov 2023, 11:49 last edited by
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 20 Nov 2023, 02:00 last edited by
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                          I think you have to be a little geeky to get the reference here. Not clippy, the other reference.

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                            Copper
                            wrote on 20 Nov 2023, 02:52 last edited by
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                            Is the Windows XP dog (Rover) in there? He was part of Microsoft Bob, an invention of Mrs. Gates. Wasn't that around the same time as Clippy?

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                              George K
                              wrote on 20 Nov 2023, 13:16 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 25 Jan 2024, 20:50 last edited by
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                                    Heisenberg, Gödel, and Chomsky walk into a bar …

                                    Heisenberg looks around the bar and says, “Because there are three of us and because this is a bar, it must be a joke. But the question remains, is it funny or not?”
                                    And Gödel thinks for a moment and says, “Well, because we’re inside the joke, we can’t tell whether it is funny. We’d have to be outside looking at it.”
                                    And Chomsky looks at both of them and says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 10 Apr 2024, 22:08 last edited by George K 4 Oct 2024, 22:08
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Klaus
                                        wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 10:57 last edited by
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                                        Don't get it.

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                                          11 Apr 2024, 10:57

                                          Don't get it.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 11:48 last edited by
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                                          @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                                          Don't get it.

                                          Square root of 10,000...

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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