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  • HoraceH Online
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    Horace
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    #168

    Fun response in the twitter thread:

    Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

    There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

    Education is extremely important.

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    • JonJ Offline
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      I imagine it streams somewhere

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      • George KG Offline
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        George K
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        #170

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          #171

          I think you have to be a little geeky to get the reference here. Not clippy, the other reference.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            Is the Windows XP dog (Rover) in there? He was part of Microsoft Bob, an invention of Mrs. Gates. Wasn't that around the same time as Clippy?

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              George K
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                #174

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                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    Heisenberg, Gödel, and Chomsky walk into a bar …

                    Heisenberg looks around the bar and says, “Because there are three of us and because this is a bar, it must be a joke. But the question remains, is it funny or not?”
                    And Gödel thinks for a moment and says, “Well, because we’re inside the joke, we can’t tell whether it is funny. We’d have to be outside looking at it.”
                    And Chomsky looks at both of them and says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      George K
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                      #177

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        Don't get it.

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                        • KlausK Klaus

                          Don't get it.

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                          @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                          Don't get it.

                          Square root of 10,000...

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • George KG George K

                            @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                            Don't get it.

                            Square root of 10,000...

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                            #180

                            @George-K said in Geek humor:

                            @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                            Don't get it.

                            Square root of 10,000...

                            😫

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                              Claim time difference, Klaus. No one knows what time it is over there.

                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                #182

                                Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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                                  LuFins Dad
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                                  Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

                                  The Brad

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                                    George K
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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