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    Jon
    wrote on 1 Jun 2023, 18:06 last edited by
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      Horace
      wrote on 1 Jun 2023, 18:44 last edited by
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      Fun response in the twitter thread:

      Not to judge, but do you have cable? I watched jeopardy for the first time in years at a hotel last weekend

      There's your mainstream giggling at the idea of even having cable TV.

      Education is extremely important.

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        Jon
        wrote on 1 Jun 2023, 19:36 last edited by
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        I imagine it streams somewhere

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          George K
          wrote on 7 Nov 2023, 11:49 last edited by
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 20 Nov 2023, 02:00 last edited by
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            I think you have to be a little geeky to get the reference here. Not clippy, the other reference.

            Only non-witches get due process.

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              Copper
              wrote on 20 Nov 2023, 02:52 last edited by
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              Is the Windows XP dog (Rover) in there? He was part of Microsoft Bob, an invention of Mrs. Gates. Wasn't that around the same time as Clippy?

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                George K
                wrote on 20 Nov 2023, 13:16 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 22 Nov 2023, 02:08 last edited by
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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 12 Jan 2024, 23:49 last edited by
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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 25 Jan 2024, 20:50 last edited by
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                      Heisenberg, Gödel, and Chomsky walk into a bar …

                      Heisenberg looks around the bar and says, “Because there are three of us and because this is a bar, it must be a joke. But the question remains, is it funny or not?”
                      And Gödel thinks for a moment and says, “Well, because we’re inside the joke, we can’t tell whether it is funny. We’d have to be outside looking at it.”
                      And Chomsky looks at both of them and says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”

                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 10 Apr 2024, 22:08 last edited by George K 4 Oct 2024, 22:08
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Klaus
                          wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 10:57 last edited by
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                          Don't get it.

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                            11 Apr 2024, 10:57

                            Don't get it.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 11:48 last edited by
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                            @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                            Don't get it.

                            Square root of 10,000...

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              11 Apr 2024, 11:48

                              @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                              Don't get it.

                              Square root of 10,000...

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                              Klaus
                              wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 13:41 last edited by
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                              @George-K said in Geek humor:

                              @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                              Don't get it.

                              Square root of 10,000...

                              😫

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                                Mik
                                wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 13:55 last edited by
                                #181

                                Claim time difference, Klaus. No one knows what time it is over there.

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  Axtremus
                                  wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 14:56 last edited by Axtremus 4 Nov 2024, 15:09
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                                  Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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                                    LuFins Dad
                                    wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 15:07 last edited by
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                                    Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

                                    The Brad

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 21 Apr 2024, 00:10 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 16 May 2024, 21:13 last edited by
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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 11 Jun 2024, 21:31 last edited by
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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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