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wrote on 20 Feb 2022, 15:38 last edited by
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan.
They got all excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.
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During a recent password audit, a blonde woman was discovered to have the password “MickeyMinnieGoofyHueyDeweyLouisDonaldDaffySacramento”
When asked why she said “they said it needed to be eight characters and a capital”.
wrote on 20 Feb 2022, 15:40 last edited byDuring a recent password audit, a blonde woman was discovered to have the password “MickeyMinnieGoofyHueyDeweyLouisDonaldDaffySacramento”
When asked why she said “they said it needed to be eight characters and a capital”.
The eight characters are fine but Sacramento is too correct.
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wrote on 20 Feb 2022, 16:07 last edited by
When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.
When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.
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wrote on 20 Feb 2022, 23:44 last edited by
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
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wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 01:21 last edited by
It's not that I like cocaine, really. I just love the way it smells.
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wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 01:23 last edited by
sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.A tip of the virtual hat to everyone here who didn't descend into the "sucks" jokes.
@Aqua-s-Sister , I'm NOT looking at you.
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wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 01:57 last edited by
Queen Pasiphae of Crete gave birth to the Minotaur, violating Bart Simpson's famous maxim "Don't have a cow-man"
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wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 14:17 last edited by
Heavy storm over Liverpool today so they canceled all flights in and out of John Lennon Airport.
Imagine all the people…
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wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 17:25 last edited by
Did you hear about the blonde who divorced her husband because she got pregnant and didn't believe she was the mother?
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wrote on 22 Feb 2022, 18:24 last edited by
Chess players think checkers players are dumb, but I love checkers.
Besides, the red ones are tasty.
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wrote on 22 Feb 2022, 18:28 last edited by
After years of bad luck with the opposite sex, I’m changing my sexual orientation.
I’m now officially buysexual.
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wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 00:26 last edited by
The young couple next door to me are making a sex tape , only they don't know it yet.
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wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 02:39 last edited by
I told my wife that the shoes she’s wearing are inappropriate for gardening.
But she’s digging in her heels.
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wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 20:51 last edited by
My ex had a tattoo of a seashell on her right thigh.
If you put your left ear against it you could smell the sea.
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wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 21:23 last edited by
The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list.
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wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 21:33 last edited by
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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wrote on 24 Feb 2022, 09:46 last edited by
Next time a stranger takes a seat next to you in a public place, stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”
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wrote on 24 Feb 2022, 10:49 last edited by
I’m worried my new girlfriend might be a communist.
There are red flags everywhere.
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wrote on 24 Feb 2022, 11:46 last edited by
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When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.
When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.
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