So....
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wrote on 15 Feb 2022, 23:22 last edited by
I’m so unlucky when it comes to love….
I asked a blind girl out yesterday and she told me she was seeing somebody.
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wrote on 15 Feb 2022, 23:52 last edited by
How do you get a gender studies major off your doorstep?
Pay for the fucking pizza.
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wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 12:18 last edited by
Did you hear that the US Olympic bobsled team put a picture of Joe Biden on the front of their bobsled?
Yeah, they figured nothing can make America go downhill faster.
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wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 04:34 last edited by
So… I’m currently in a love triangle.
I love this girl, she loves nobody, and nobody loves me.
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wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 22:47 last edited by
I don't really like cocaine, I just love the way it smells.
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wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 22:53 last edited by jon-nyc
Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight. The loser had wear his underwear over his clothes for the rest of his life.
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wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 23:58 last edited by
I just landed a senior role at Old McDonalds farm.
I’m the CIEIO.
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wrote on 20 Feb 2022, 09:29 last edited by
What’s the difference between a cult and a religion?
In a cult, there’s a guy at the top who knows it’s all a scam.
In a religion, that guy is dead.
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wrote on 20 Feb 2022, 15:32 last edited by
During a recent password audit, a blonde woman was discovered to have the password “MickeyMinnieGoofyHueyDeweyLouisDonaldDaffySacramento”
When asked why she said “they said it needed to be eight characters and a capital”.
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wrote on 20 Feb 2022, 15:38 last edited by
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan.
They got all excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.
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During a recent password audit, a blonde woman was discovered to have the password “MickeyMinnieGoofyHueyDeweyLouisDonaldDaffySacramento”
When asked why she said “they said it needed to be eight characters and a capital”.
wrote on 20 Feb 2022, 15:40 last edited byDuring a recent password audit, a blonde woman was discovered to have the password “MickeyMinnieGoofyHueyDeweyLouisDonaldDaffySacramento”
When asked why she said “they said it needed to be eight characters and a capital”.
The eight characters are fine but Sacramento is too correct.
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wrote on 20 Feb 2022, 16:07 last edited by
When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.
When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.
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wrote on 20 Feb 2022, 23:44 last edited by
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
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wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 01:21 last edited by
It's not that I like cocaine, really. I just love the way it smells.
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wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 01:23 last edited by
sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.A tip of the virtual hat to everyone here who didn't descend into the "sucks" jokes.
@Aqua-s-Sister , I'm NOT looking at you.
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wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 01:57 last edited by
Queen Pasiphae of Crete gave birth to the Minotaur, violating Bart Simpson's famous maxim "Don't have a cow-man"
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wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 14:17 last edited by
Heavy storm over Liverpool today so they canceled all flights in and out of John Lennon Airport.
Imagine all the people…
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wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 17:25 last edited by
Did you hear about the blonde who divorced her husband because she got pregnant and didn't believe she was the mother?
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wrote on 22 Feb 2022, 18:24 last edited by
Chess players think checkers players are dumb, but I love checkers.
Besides, the red ones are tasty.
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wrote on 22 Feb 2022, 18:28 last edited by
After years of bad luck with the opposite sex, I’m changing my sexual orientation.
I’m now officially buysexual.