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[George K]

@jon-nyc said in So....:

sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.

A tip of the virtual hat to everyone here who didn't descend into the "sucks" jokes.

@Aqua-s-Sister , I'm NOT looking at you.

[jon-nyc]

Queen Pasiphae of Crete gave birth to the Minotaur, violating Bart Simpson's famous maxim "Don't have a cow-man"

[jon-nyc]

Heavy storm over Liverpool today so they canceled all flights in and out of John Lennon Airport.

Imagine all the people…

[Larry]

Did you hear about the blonde who divorced her husband because she got pregnant and didn't believe she was the mother?

[jon-nyc]

Chess players think checkers players are dumb, but I love checkers.

Besides, the red ones are tasty.

[jon-nyc]

After years of bad luck with the opposite sex, I’m changing my sexual orientation.

I’m now officially buysexual.

[George K]

The young couple next door to me are making a sex tape , only they don't know it yet.

[jon-nyc]

I told my wife that the shoes she’s wearing are inappropriate for gardening.

But she’s digging in her heels.

[jon-nyc]

My ex had a tattoo of a seashell on her right thigh.

If you put your left ear against it you could smell the sea.

[Catseye3]

The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list.

[Catseye3]

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

:confounded:

[jon-nyc]

Next time a stranger takes a seat next to you in a public place, stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”

[jon-nyc]

I’m worried my new girlfriend might be a communist.

There are red flags everywhere.

[LuFins Dad]

@Catseye3 said in So....:

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

:confounded:

LOL

[Ivorythumper]

@jon-nyc said in So....:

When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

One of the worst westerns, but you're pranking them, right?

[jon-nyc]

I’m writing a new book about the things I should be doing in life.

It’s an oughttobiography.

[Klaus]

This thread seems to evolve into a "worst dad joke" collection :) .

[Catseye3]

@Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

[George K]

@Klaus said in So....:

This thread seems to evolve into a "worst dad joke" collection :) .

You misspelled "degenerated."

[Ivorythumper]

@Catseye3 said in So....:

@Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

It’s a great story— Glen Campbell, and the pace, and the cinematography ruin it — it’s painful to watch.

Compare it to the 2010 Coen version, which is a masterpiece.