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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    During a recent password audit, a blonde woman was discovered to have the password “MickeyMinnieGoofyHueyDeweyLouisDonaldDaffySacramento”

    When asked why she said “they said it needed to be eight characters and a capital”.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • jon-nycJ Offline
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      #523

      I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan.

      They got all excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        During a recent password audit, a blonde woman was discovered to have the password “MickeyMinnieGoofyHueyDeweyLouisDonaldDaffySacramento”

        When asked why she said “they said it needed to be eight characters and a capital”.

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        @jon-nyc said in So....:

        During a recent password audit, a blonde woman was discovered to have the password “MickeyMinnieGoofyHueyDeweyLouisDonaldDaffySacramento”

        When asked why she said “they said it needed to be eight characters and a capital”.

        The eight characters are fine but Sacramento is too correct.
        Perhaps make it Los Angeles or San Francisco or New York City.

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          #525

          When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

          When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            #526

            I sold my vacuum the other day.

            All it was doing was collecting dust.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              #527

              It's not that I like cocaine, really. I just love the way it smells.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                I sold my vacuum the other day.

                All it was doing was collecting dust.

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                #528

                @jon-nyc said in So....:

                sold my vacuum the other day.
                All it was doing was collecting dust.

                A tip of the virtual hat to everyone here who didn't descend into the "sucks" jokes.

                @Aqua-s-Sister , I'm NOT looking at you.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Queen Pasiphae of Crete gave birth to the Minotaur, violating Bart Simpson's famous maxim "Don't have a cow-man"

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    Heavy storm over Liverpool today so they canceled all flights in and out of John Lennon Airport.

                    Imagine all the people…

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      Did you hear about the blonde who divorced her husband because she got pregnant and didn't believe she was the mother?

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                        #532

                        Chess players think checkers players are dumb, but I love checkers.

                        Besides, the red ones are tasty.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          After years of bad luck with the opposite sex, I’m changing my sexual orientation.

                          I’m now officially buysexual.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            The young couple next door to me are making a sex tape , only they don't know it yet.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              #535

                              I told my wife that the shoes she’s wearing are inappropriate for gardening.

                              But she’s digging in her heels.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                My ex had a tattoo of a seashell on her right thigh.

                                If you put your left ear against it you could smell the sea.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list.

                                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                    Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

                                    😖

                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      Next time a stranger takes a seat next to you in a public place, stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        I’m worried my new girlfriend might be a communist.

                                        There are red flags everywhere.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                          Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

                                          😖

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                                          @Catseye3 said in So....:

                                          Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

                                          😖

                                          LOL

                                          The Brad

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