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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #532

    Chess players think checkers players are dumb, but I love checkers.

    Besides, the red ones are tasty.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • jon-nycJ Online
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      jon-nyc
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      #533

      After years of bad luck with the opposite sex, I’m changing my sexual orientation.

      I’m now officially buysexual.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • George KG Offline
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        George K
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        #534

        The young couple next door to me are making a sex tape , only they don't know it yet.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nyc
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          #535

          I told my wife that the shoes she’s wearing are inappropriate for gardening.

          But she’s digging in her heels.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • jon-nycJ Online
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            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by
            #536

            My ex had a tattoo of a seashell on her right thigh.

            If you put your left ear against it you could smell the sea.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • Catseye3C Offline
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              Catseye3
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              #537

              The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list.

              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              • Catseye3C Offline
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                Catseye3
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                #538

                Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

                😖

                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                • jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nyc
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                  #539

                  Next time a stranger takes a seat next to you in a public place, stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nyc
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                    #540

                    I’m worried my new girlfriend might be a communist.

                    There are red flags everywhere.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • Catseye3C Catseye3

                      Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

                      😖

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                      @Catseye3 said in So....:

                      Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

                      😖

                      LOL

                      The Brad

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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

                        When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

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                        Ivorythumper
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                        #542

                        @jon-nyc said in So....:

                        When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

                        When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

                        One of the worst westerns, but you're pranking them, right?

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                        • jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #543

                          I’m writing a new book about the things I should be doing in life.

                          It’s an oughttobiography.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            #544

                            This thread seems to evolve into a "worst dad joke" collection 🙂 .

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                            • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

                              @jon-nyc said in So....:

                              When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

                              When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

                              One of the worst westerns, but you're pranking them, right?

                              Catseye3C Offline
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                              Catseye3
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                              #545

                              @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                              • KlausK Klaus

                                This thread seems to evolve into a "worst dad joke" collection 🙂 .

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                                George K
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                                #546

                                @Klaus said in So....:

                                This thread seems to evolve into a "worst dad joke" collection 🙂 .

                                You misspelled "degenerated."

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                  @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

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                                  @Catseye3 said in So....:

                                  @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

                                  It’s a great story— Glen Campbell, and the pace, and the cinematography ruin it — it’s painful to watch.

                                  Compare it to the 2010 Coen version, which is a masterpiece.

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                                    Today, I got gas for $1.89!

                                    Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

                                      @Catseye3 said in So....:

                                      @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

                                      It’s a great story— Glen Campbell, and the pace, and the cinematography ruin it — it’s painful to watch.

                                      Compare it to the 2010 Coen version, which is a masterpiece.

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                                      Catseye3
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                                      @Ivorythumper I'm happy to take your word for it. I don't even remember it that well.

                                      Also, I'm horribly uncritical about movies. It takes a very low bar for me to actually dislike a movie, so I'm probably not a great judge.

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      • jon-nycJ Online
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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        #550

                                        Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

                                        But then so was yesterday and look at how you fucked that up.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                          Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

                                          But then so was yesterday and look at how you fucked that up.

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                                          George K
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                                          @jon-nyc ...

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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