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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      Only non-witches get due process.

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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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          Object-oriented COBOL was not introduced until 2002.

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              @Klaus said in Geek humor:

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              I know more than a handful of people who would enjoy that.

              Please love yourself.

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                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                  We’re at a place where we are supposed to bend over backwards to be friendly with self mutilators confused about which body parts they were supposed to be born with, while in other contexts we try to convince everybody to trust their gut about those people who just strike you as odd or creepy.

                  Education is extremely important.

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                    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                    We’re at a place where we are supposed to bend over backwards to be friendly with self mutilators confused about which body parts they were supposed to be born with, while in other contexts we try to convince everybody to trust their gut about those people who just strike you as odd or creepy.

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                    If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

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                      @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                      If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

                      I was thinking laterally, not attacking the motivations of the meme creator.

                      Education is extremely important.

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                              "How do you change weapons?"
                              "CTRL ALT DEL"

                              Please love yourself.

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  @jon-nyc Wait, there's a control path without BSOD()?

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                                    that's hilarious

                                    Education is extremely important.

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          Dad Geek Humor

                                          What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

                                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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