Hahaha holy shit that is hilarious. Especially the last rap "I'm celibate..." literally laughed out loud. If you (the generic you) haven't watched Key & Peele you can spend hours on youtube catching up. Their skits in general are 100x funnier than SNL, although if you multiply by zero...

@George-K said in Thinking of getting a digital piano: I don't know about your model, but on mine, if I forget to disable "local control," the sound coming through the headphones/speakers is a mix of Pianoteq and the built in sounds. So, if I choose a harpsichord tuned to A414 and don't turn off local control, it's a mix of both sounds. "Funky" is an understatement. The difference among PianoTeq pianos becomes more obscure if "local control" is not disabled. My piano doesn’t play any part in producing the sounds beyond the midi output. That goes to the computer, where my headphones are plugged in. The piano’s volume stays at zero. Other models have a line in, where you can play the Pianoteq sounds through the piano speaker, but my model has no inputs.

@Mik Mrs. George LOL’ed.

I used a combo on the wife today. Flu A/Flu B/COVID. (All negative, BTW). Docs tend to order the combos. A new up and comer is the LFT RSV/FluA/Flu B.

@jon-nyc said in Tonight's dinner - Lasagna: I agree it’s labor intensive. But for 5% more effort you can make two or even three at once and freeze the others. I'm sure that's the case. But for just the two of us, I'm not going to invest the 5%. I got four meals out of this. I'm good until at least June, LOL.

@Aqua-Letifer That is not dissimilar than to the role of PMC (president of the mess committee) a position the C.O. voluntells by order upon the most junior officer in the regiment at an Officer’s Mess Dinner. Been there done it, is all I can say.

And all God's people said, "Amen!".

It's always in the last place you look.

Rosemont, with such proximity to O'Hare, has a very good reason to try to avoid becoming shelters.

The original song's so weird that this isn't even weirder—it's just weird-comparable. Did a good job, though.

Shame we don't have smellavision...

@Axtremus said in iOS 17.0: iOS 17 broke text box copy-and-paste in a spectacularly stupid way: https://discussions.apple.com/thread/255154126 I upgraded to iOS 17 last night and now I cannot cleanly copy text from a browser’s text box; I get “%20” escape sequence in place of every blank space character. Why Apple breaks something so fundamental, so obvious, yet unable or unwilling to fix it in 17.1.1, we will probably never know. Sounds like user error. I suggest reading the manual.

Thanks Mark. And everyone else.