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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

    Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

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    @jon-nyc said in So....:

    Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

    The bar is indeed tender for all debts, public and private.

    Please love yourself.

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      A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

      And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

        And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

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        @jon-nyc There, you see? Some things make perfect sense.

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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          So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.

          I'll have to mow it tomorrow.

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            Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?

            Little Johnny: mouthwash.....

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              jon-nyc
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              I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.

              She said “you mean 69”?

              I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.

              Only non-witches get due process.

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                jon-nyc
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                I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.

                I hope I get Doritos.

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  My friend David lost his ID.

                  ...

                  Now we just call him Dav.....

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                    I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                    I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                      I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

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                      @jon-nyc said in So....:

                      I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                      I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                      😑

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        #328

                        Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.

                        And that we’re out of napkins.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                          This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....

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                            #330

                            Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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                              Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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                              @larry said in So....:

                              Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

                              Good one, Larry. Will be sharing this.

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                                What does sex and the military have in common?

                                You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                (Maybe too soon)

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                                  What does sex and the military have in common?

                                  You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                  (Maybe too soon)

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                                  @xenon said in So....:

                                  What does sex and the military have in common?

                                  You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                  Perfect.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    I tried drag racing the other day.

                                    It was BRUTAL running in those heels......

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                                      So...

                                      I was captured by a mime...

                                      He did unspeakable things to me....

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                                        I don’t always roll a joint.

                                        But when I do it’s my ankle.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          So I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

                                          How the hell am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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