So....
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I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.
And that we’re out of napkins.
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I don’t always roll a joint.
But when I do it’s my ankle.
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So I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?
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In retrospect, hiding the microchips in the horse dewormer was brilliant.