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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

    A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

    And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

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    @jon-nyc There, you see? Some things make perfect sense.

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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      So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.

      I'll have to mow it tomorrow.

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        Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?

        Little Johnny: mouthwash.....

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          jon-nyc
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          I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.

          She said “you mean 69”?

          I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.

            I hope I get Doritos.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              #325

              My friend David lost his ID.

              ...

              Now we just call him Dav.....

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                jon-nyc
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                #326

                I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                  I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                  I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

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                  George K
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                  #327

                  @jon-nyc said in So....:

                  I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                  I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                  😑

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    #328

                    Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.

                    And that we’re out of napkins.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      #329

                      This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....

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                        #330

                        Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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                        • LarryL Larry

                          Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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                          brenda
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                          @larry said in So....:

                          Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

                          Good one, Larry. Will be sharing this.

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                            What does sex and the military have in common?

                            You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                            (Maybe too soon)

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                            • X xenon

                              What does sex and the military have in common?

                              You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                              (Maybe too soon)

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                              @xenon said in So....:

                              What does sex and the military have in common?

                              You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                              Perfect.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                I tried drag racing the other day.

                                It was BRUTAL running in those heels......

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                                  Larry
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                                  So...

                                  I was captured by a mime...

                                  He did unspeakable things to me....

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    I don’t always roll a joint.

                                    But when I do it’s my ankle.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      So I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

                                      How the hell am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        When I was younger, I thought "Drink Responsibly" meant don't spill it.

                                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                        • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                          When I was younger, I thought "Drink Responsibly" meant don't spill it.

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                                          @catseye3 said in So....:

                                          When I was younger, I thought "Drink Responsibly" meant don't spill it.

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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