Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse

The New Coffee Room

  1. TNCR
  2. General Discussion
  3. So....

So....

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved General Discussion
1.0k Posts 26 Posters 85.4k Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

    @larry said in So....:

    So......

    I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

    Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

    Catseye3C Offline
    Catseye3C Offline
    Catseye3
    wrote on last edited by
    #314

    @jon-nyc said in So....:

    Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

    🙄

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

    1 Reply Last reply
    • LarryL Offline
      LarryL Offline
      Larry
      wrote on last edited by
      #315

      @jon-nyc said in So....:

      @larry said in So....:

      So......

      I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

      Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

      Not telling.. you'd just try to inch your way into her good graces. So I'm afraid I must put my foot down...

      1 Reply Last reply
      • jon-nycJ Offline
        jon-nycJ Offline
        jon-nyc
        wrote on last edited by
        #316

        Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
        Catseye3C Aqua LetiferA 2 Replies Last reply
        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

          Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

          Catseye3C Offline
          Catseye3C Offline
          Catseye3
          wrote on last edited by
          #317

          @jon-nyc 🙄 🙄 🙄

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

          1 Reply Last reply
          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

            Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

            Aqua LetiferA Offline
            Aqua LetiferA Offline
            Aqua Letifer
            wrote on last edited by
            #318

            @jon-nyc said in So....:

            Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

            The bar is indeed tender for all debts, public and private.

            Please love yourself.

            1 Reply Last reply
            • jon-nycJ Offline
              jon-nycJ Offline
              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #319

              A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

              And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
              Catseye3C 1 Reply Last reply
              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

                And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

                Catseye3C Offline
                Catseye3C Offline
                Catseye3
                wrote on last edited by
                #320

                @jon-nyc There, you see? Some things make perfect sense.

                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

                1 Reply Last reply
                • M Offline
                  M Offline
                  MainerMikeBrown
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #321

                  So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.

                  I'll have to mow it tomorrow.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  • LarryL Offline
                    LarryL Offline
                    Larry
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #322

                    Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?

                    Little Johnny: mouthwash.....

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    • jon-nycJ Offline
                      jon-nycJ Offline
                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #323

                      I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.

                      She said “you mean 69”?

                      I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                      1 Reply Last reply
                      • jon-nycJ Offline
                        jon-nycJ Offline
                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #324

                        I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.

                        I hope I get Doritos.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                        1 Reply Last reply
                        • LarryL Offline
                          LarryL Offline
                          Larry
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #325

                          My friend David lost his ID.

                          ...

                          Now we just call him Dav.....

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          • jon-nycJ Offline
                            jon-nycJ Offline
                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #326

                            I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                            I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                            George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                              I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                              I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                              George KG Offline
                              George KG Offline
                              George K
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #327

                              @jon-nyc said in So....:

                              I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                              I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                              😑

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              • jon-nycJ Offline
                                jon-nycJ Offline
                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #328

                                Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.

                                And that we’re out of napkins.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                                1 Reply Last reply
                                • LarryL Offline
                                  LarryL Offline
                                  Larry
                                  wrote on last edited by Larry
                                  #329

                                  This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  • LarryL Offline
                                    LarryL Offline
                                    Larry
                                    wrote on last edited by Larry
                                    #330

                                    Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

                                    brendaB 1 Reply Last reply
                                    • LarryL Larry

                                      Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

                                      brendaB Offline
                                      brendaB Offline
                                      brenda
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #331

                                      @larry said in So....:

                                      Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

                                      Good one, Larry. Will be sharing this.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      • X Offline
                                        X Offline
                                        xenon
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #332

                                        What does sex and the military have in common?

                                        You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                        (Maybe too soon)

                                        George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                                        • X xenon

                                          What does sex and the military have in common?

                                          You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                          (Maybe too soon)

                                          George KG Offline
                                          George KG Offline
                                          George K
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #333

                                          @xenon said in So....:

                                          What does sex and the military have in common?

                                          You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                          Perfect.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups