So....

[Catseye3]

@jon-nyc

[Aqua Letifer]

@jon-nyc said in So....:

Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

The bar is indeed tender for all debts, public and private.

[jon-nyc]

A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

[Catseye3]

@jon-nyc There, you see? Some things make perfect sense.

[MainerMikeBrown]

So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.

I'll have to mow it tomorrow.

[Larry]

Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?

Little Johnny: mouthwash.....

[jon-nyc]

I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.

She said “you mean 69”?

I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.

[jon-nyc]

I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.

I hope I get Doritos.

[Larry]

My friend David lost his ID.

...

Now we just call him Dav.....

[jon-nyc]

I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in So....:

I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

[jon-nyc]

Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.

And that we’re out of napkins.

[Larry]

This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....

[Larry]

Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

[brenda]

@larry said in So....:

Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

Good one, Larry. Will be sharing this.

[xenon]

What does sex and the military have in common?

You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

(Maybe too soon)

[George K]

@xenon said in So....:

What does sex and the military have in common?

You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

Perfect.

[Larry]

I tried drag racing the other day.

It was BRUTAL running in those heels......

[Larry]

So...

I was captured by a mime...

He did unspeakable things to me....

[jon-nyc]

I don’t always roll a joint.

But when I do it’s my ankle.