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Termite walks into a bar and asks, โIs the bar tender here?โ
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A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
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So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.
I'll have to mow it tomorrow.
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I asked Aquaโs sister to 68.
She said โyou mean 69โ?
I said, โNo, 68. You blow me and Iโll owe you oneโ.
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I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.
I hope I get Doritos.
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I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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Sometimes I rub my hands through my wifeโs hair. Itโs a good way to let her know I love her.
And that weโre out of napkins.