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The New Coffee Room

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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #319

    A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

    And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

    The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

      A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

      And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

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      Catseye3
      wrote on last edited by
      #320

      @jon-nyc There, you see? Some things make perfect sense.

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        MainerMikeBrown
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        #321

        So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.

        I'll have to mow it tomorrow.

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        • LarryL Offline
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          Larry
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          #322

          Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?

          Little Johnny: mouthwash.....

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          • jon-nycJ Offline
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            jon-nyc
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            #323

            I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.

            She said “you mean 69”?

            I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.

            The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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            • jon-nycJ Offline
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #324

              I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.

              I hope I get Doritos.

              The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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              • LarryL Offline
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                Larry
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                #325

                My friend David lost his ID.

                ...

                Now we just call him Dav.....

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                • jon-nycJ Offline
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                  jon-nyc
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                  #326

                  I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                  I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                  The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                    I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #327

                    @jon-nyc said in So....:

                    I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                    I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                    😑

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      #328

                      Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.

                      And that we’re out of napkins.

                      The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                      • LarryL Offline
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                        Larry
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                        #329

                        This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....

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                          Larry
                          wrote on last edited by Larry
                          #330

                          Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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                          • LarryL Larry

                            Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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                            brenda
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #331

                            @larry said in So....:

                            Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

                            Good one, Larry. Will be sharing this.

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                              xenon
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                              #332

                              What does sex and the military have in common?

                              You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                              (Maybe too soon)

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                              • X xenon

                                What does sex and the military have in common?

                                You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                (Maybe too soon)

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                                George K
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #333

                                @xenon said in So....:

                                What does sex and the military have in common?

                                You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                Perfect.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Larry
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #334

                                  I tried drag racing the other day.

                                  It was BRUTAL running in those heels......

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                                    Larry
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                                    #335

                                    So...

                                    I was captured by a mime...

                                    He did unspeakable things to me....

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #336

                                      I don’t always roll a joint.

                                      But when I do it’s my ankle.

                                      The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        So I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

                                        How the hell am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?

                                        The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                                          Catseye3
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                                          When I was younger, I thought "Drink Responsibly" meant don't spill it.

                                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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