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The New Coffee Room

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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #319

    A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

    And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

      A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

      And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

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      Catseye3
      wrote on last edited by
      #320

      @jon-nyc There, you see? Some things make perfect sense.

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        MainerMikeBrown
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        #321

        So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.

        I'll have to mow it tomorrow.

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          Larry
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          #322

          Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?

          Little Johnny: mouthwash.....

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          • jon-nycJ Online
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            jon-nyc
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            #323

            I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.

            She said “you mean 69”?

            I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ Online
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #324

              I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.

              I hope I get Doritos.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • LarryL Offline
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                Larry
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                #325

                My friend David lost his ID.

                ...

                Now we just call him Dav.....

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                • jon-nycJ Online
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                  jon-nyc
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                  #326

                  I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                  I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                    I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #327

                    @jon-nyc said in So....:

                    I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                    I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                    😑

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #328

                      Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.

                      And that we’re out of napkins.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • LarryL Offline
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                        Larry
                        wrote on last edited by Larry
                        #329

                        This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....

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                          Larry
                          wrote on last edited by Larry
                          #330

                          Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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                            Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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                            brenda
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                            #331

                            @larry said in So....:

                            Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

                            Good one, Larry. Will be sharing this.

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                              xenon
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                              #332

                              What does sex and the military have in common?

                              You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                              (Maybe too soon)

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                              • X xenon

                                What does sex and the military have in common?

                                You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                (Maybe too soon)

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                                George K
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #333

                                @xenon said in So....:

                                What does sex and the military have in common?

                                You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                Perfect.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Larry
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                                  #334

                                  I tried drag racing the other day.

                                  It was BRUTAL running in those heels......

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                                    Larry
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                                    #335

                                    So...

                                    I was captured by a mime...

                                    He did unspeakable things to me....

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                                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #336

                                      I don’t always roll a joint.

                                      But when I do it’s my ankle.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • jon-nycJ Online
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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        #337

                                        So I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

                                        How the hell am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          Catseye3
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                                          When I was younger, I thought "Drink Responsibly" meant don't spill it.

                                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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