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  • J jon-nyc
    5 Aug 2021, 01:05

    Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

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    Catseye3
    wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 01:11 last edited by
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    @jon-nyc 🙄 🙄 🙄

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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    • J jon-nyc
      5 Aug 2021, 01:05

      Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

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      Aqua Letifer
      wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 05:43 last edited by
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      @jon-nyc said in So....:

      Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

      The bar is indeed tender for all debts, public and private.

      Please love yourself.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 15:58 last edited by
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        A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

        And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • J jon-nyc
          5 Aug 2021, 15:58

          A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

          And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

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          Catseye3
          wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 19:39 last edited by
          #320

          @jon-nyc There, you see? Some things make perfect sense.

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            MainerMikeBrown
            wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 22:11 last edited by
            #321

            So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.

            I'll have to mow it tomorrow.

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              Larry
              wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:19 last edited by
              #322

              Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?

              Little Johnny: mouthwash.....

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:39 last edited by
                #323

                I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.

                She said “you mean 69”?

                I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 00:15 last edited by
                  #324

                  I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.

                  I hope I get Doritos.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    Larry
                    wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 02:54 last edited by
                    #325

                    My friend David lost his ID.

                    ...

                    Now we just call him Dav.....

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 9 Aug 2021, 01:54 last edited by
                      #326

                      I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                      I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • J jon-nyc
                        9 Aug 2021, 01:54

                        I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                        I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 9 Aug 2021, 11:15 last edited by
                        #327

                        @jon-nyc said in So....:

                        I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                        I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                        😑

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 17:05 last edited by
                          #328

                          Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.

                          And that we’re out of napkins.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            Larry
                            wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 19:15 last edited by Larry 8 Oct 2021, 19:16
                            #329

                            This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....

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                              Larry
                              wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 20:23 last edited by Larry 8 Oct 2021, 20:24
                              #330

                              Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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                                10 Aug 2021, 20:23

                                Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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                                brenda
                                wrote on 12 Aug 2021, 14:10 last edited by
                                #331

                                @larry said in So....:

                                Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

                                Good one, Larry. Will be sharing this.

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                                  xenon
                                  wrote on 17 Aug 2021, 00:08 last edited by
                                  #332

                                  What does sex and the military have in common?

                                  You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                  (Maybe too soon)

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                                  • X xenon
                                    17 Aug 2021, 00:08

                                    What does sex and the military have in common?

                                    You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                    (Maybe too soon)

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 17 Aug 2021, 00:19 last edited by
                                    #333

                                    @xenon said in So....:

                                    What does sex and the military have in common?

                                    You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                    Perfect.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Larry
                                      wrote on 19 Aug 2021, 05:34 last edited by
                                      #334

                                      I tried drag racing the other day.

                                      It was BRUTAL running in those heels......

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                                        Larry
                                        wrote on 19 Aug 2021, 05:35 last edited by
                                        #335

                                        So...

                                        I was captured by a mime...

                                        He did unspeakable things to me....

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 23 Aug 2021, 17:08 last edited by
                                          #336

                                          I don’t always roll a joint.

                                          But when I do it’s my ankle.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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