So....
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wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 22:19 last edited by Larry
Athletes.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....
If they get Olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...
Where are they getting baby oil?
Athletes.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....
If they get olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...
Where are they getting baby oil?
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wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 23:01 last edited by
The Mother Superior calls a meeting with all the nuns in the convent.
She says "Ladies, we have a case of ghonnorhea in the convent!"
One nun looks at another nun and says "well, Good! I was getting a little tired of Chardonnay..".
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wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 19:18 last edited by
So......
I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,
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So......
I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,
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wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 01:05 last edited by
Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
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wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 15:58 last edited by
A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
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A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
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wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 22:11 last edited by
So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.
I'll have to mow it tomorrow.
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wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:19 last edited by
Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?
Little Johnny: mouthwash.....
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wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:39 last edited by
I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.
She said “you mean 69”?
I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.
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wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 00:15 last edited by
I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.
I hope I get Doritos.
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wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 02:54 last edited by
My friend David lost his ID.
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Now we just call him Dav.....
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wrote on 9 Aug 2021, 01:54 last edited by
I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 17:05 last edited by
Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.
And that we’re out of napkins.
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wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 19:15 last edited by Larry 8 Oct 2021, 19:16
This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....
