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  • George KG George K

    @horace said in So....:

    Athletes.

    If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

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    Larry
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    #310

    @george-k said in So....:

    @horace said in So....:

    Athletes.

    If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

    If they get Olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...

    Where are they getting baby oil?

    @george-k said in So....:

    @horace said in So....:

    Athletes.

    If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

    If they get olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...

    Where are they getting baby oil?

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      The Mother Superior calls a meeting with all the nuns in the convent.

      She says "Ladies, we have a case of ghonnorhea in the convent!"

      One nun looks at another nun and says "well, Good! I was getting a little tired of Chardonnay..".

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      • LarryL Offline
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        #312

        So......

        I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

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          So......

          I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

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          jon-nyc
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          @larry said in So....:

          So......

          I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

          Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

          You were warned.

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          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

            @larry said in So....:

            So......

            I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

            Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

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            #314

            @jon-nyc said in So....:

            Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

            ๐Ÿ™„

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. โ€“ Mike Ditka

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              #315

              @jon-nyc said in So....:

              @larry said in So....:

              So......

              I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

              Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

              Not telling.. you'd just try to inch your way into her good graces. So I'm afraid I must put my foot down...

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                jon-nyc
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                #316

                Termite walks into a bar and asks, โ€œIs the bar tender here?โ€

                You were warned.

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                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                  Termite walks into a bar and asks, โ€œIs the bar tender here?โ€

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                  #317

                  @jon-nyc ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„

                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. โ€“ Mike Ditka

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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    Termite walks into a bar and asks, โ€œIs the bar tender here?โ€

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                    @jon-nyc said in So....:

                    Termite walks into a bar and asks, โ€œIs the bar tender here?โ€

                    The bar is indeed tender for all debts, public and private.

                    Please love yourself.

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                      #319

                      A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

                      And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

                      You were warned.

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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

                        And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

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                        @jon-nyc There, you see? Some things make perfect sense.

                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. โ€“ Mike Ditka

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                          So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.

                          I'll have to mow it tomorrow.

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                            Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?

                            Little Johnny: mouthwash.....

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                              jon-nyc
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                              I asked Aquaโ€™s sister to 68.

                              She said โ€œyou mean 69โ€?

                              I said, โ€œNo, 68. You blow me and Iโ€™ll owe you oneโ€.

                              You were warned.

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                                jon-nyc
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                                #324

                                I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.

                                I hope I get Doritos.

                                You were warned.

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                                  My friend David lost his ID.

                                  ...

                                  Now we just call him Dav.....

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                                    I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                                    You were warned.

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                                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                      I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                                      I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

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                                      @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                      I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                                      I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                                      ๐Ÿ˜‘

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        Sometimes I rub my hands through my wifeโ€™s hair. Itโ€™s a good way to let her know I love her.

                                        And that weโ€™re out of napkins.

                                        You were warned.

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                                          #329

                                          This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....

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