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Larry

wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 20:59 last edited by

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......
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13 Feb 2022, 17:55

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
Jack got quite a shock
And a mouthful of cock
Because Jill’s real name is Randy
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Ivorythumper

wrote on 14 Feb 2022, 02:46 last edited by

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jon-nyc

wrote on 15 Feb 2022, 23:41 last edited by

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Link to video
You were warned.
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14 Feb 2022, 02:46
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Mik

wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:00 last edited by

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@ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Perfect.
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill
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15 Feb 2022, 23:41

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Mik

wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:01 last edited by

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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill
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George K

wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 13:27 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 00:04 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:37 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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17 Feb 2022, 01:37
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Larry

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:45 last edited by

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@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Bahahshahaha
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George K

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:53 last edited by

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Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:55 last edited by

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My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

I can’t complain.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 14:15 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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Improviso

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 19:12 last edited by

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Hi Friend....
We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.
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mark

wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 16:36 last edited by

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17 Feb 2022, 14:15
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xenon

wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:48 last edited by

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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.
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X xenon
18 Feb 2022, 23:48

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.
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George K

wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:50 last edited by

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@xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.

's OK. We can still be friends.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

wrote on 19 Feb 2022, 00:31 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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jon-nyc

wrote on 19 Feb 2022, 10:29 last edited by

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You were warned.
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George K

wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 12:52 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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19 Feb 2022, 00:31
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Larry

wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 17:30 last edited by

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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Well that's because you're a Yankee. We don't have that problem in the south, because we pronounce it "caw" not "cah"..... so down here the L is optional.

You caulkasians crack me up..........
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