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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #397

    Lol

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nyc
      wrote on last edited by
      #398

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • Catseye3C Offline
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        Catseye3
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        #399

        Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #400

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG George K

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            bachophile
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            #401

            @george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.

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            • jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #402

              @bachophile

              POTD. 👏

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                taiwan_girlT Offline
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                wrote on last edited by
                #403

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                Rearrange the furniture.

                ImprovisoI 1 Reply Last reply
                • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                  And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                  How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                  Rearrange the furniture.

                  ImprovisoI Offline
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                  Improviso
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #404

                  @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                  And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                  How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                  Rearrange the furniture.

                  How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                  Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

                  LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
                  • jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #405

                    3547A29A-15AA-4A25-9015-DFA528457AC0.jpeg

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #406

                      Jack and Jill went up the hill
                      So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                      Jack got quite a shock
                      And a mouthful of cock
                      Because Jill’s real name is Randy

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • ImprovisoI Improviso

                        @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                        Rearrange the furniture.

                        How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                        Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                        LuFins DadL Offline
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                        LuFins Dad
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #407

                        @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                        Rearrange the furniture.

                        How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                        Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                        How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

                        The Brad

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                        • LarryL Offline
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                          Larry
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #408

                          Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

                          You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            Jack and Jill went up the hill
                            So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                            Jack got quite a shock
                            And a mouthful of cock
                            Because Jill’s real name is Randy

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                            Ivorythumper
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #409

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                            • jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #410

                              click to show

                              Link to video

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

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                                MikM Offline
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                                Mik
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                                @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                Perfect.

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                  click to show

                                  Link to video

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                                  Mik
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                                  #412

                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  click to show

                                  Link to video

                                  🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  • George KG Offline
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                                    George K
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #413

                                    FLt5DAmXMAMNQ5K.jpeg

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #414

                                      273801691_170734855290613_1212632326710368200_n.jpg

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #415

                                        274143579_5088033531227878_4014158808020435046_n.jpg

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • George KG George K

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                                          #416

                                          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                          Bahahshahaha

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