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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #417

    Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

    His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
      wrote on last edited by
      #418

      My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

      I can’t complain.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • George KG Offline
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        George K
        wrote on last edited by
        #419

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • ImprovisoI Offline
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          Improviso
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          #420

          Hi Friend....

          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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            mark
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            #421

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            • George KG George K

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              #422

              @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              It took me a while to not see that.

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              • X xenon

                @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                It took me a while to not see that.

                George KG Offline
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                George K
                wrote on last edited by
                #423

                @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                It took me a while to not see that.

                's OK. We can still be friends.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #424

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    jon-nyc
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                    #425

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • George KG Offline
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                      George K
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #426

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        LarryL Offline
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                        Larry
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                        #427

                        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        Well that's because you're a Yankee. We don't have that problem in the south, because we pronounce it "caw" not "cah"..... so down here the L is optional.

                        You caulkasians crack me up..........

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                        • George KG Offline
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                          George K
                          wrote on last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            jon-nyc
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                            #429

                            Hilarious

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              Catseye3
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                              “I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never lure them into my car. No, I’m kidding… I don’t have a licence.”

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #431

                                I’m no fool - I gotta see the candy myself before I get in that van.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  George K
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                                  When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  • George KG George K

                                    When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

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                                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

                                    I shouldn't have been reading this while on my conference call...

                                    The Brad

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                                      George K
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                                      Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”

                                      Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      • George KG George K

                                        Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”

                                        Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”

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                                        Catseye3
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                                        @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

                                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                        • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                          @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #436

                                          @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

                                          "Are you a pole vaulter?"

                                          "No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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