The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Well that's because you're a Yankee. We don't have that problem in the south, because we pronounce it "caw" not "cah"..... so down here the L is optional.
You caulkasians crack me up..........
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When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
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When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
I shouldn't have been reading this while on my conference call...
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Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”
Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”
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Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”
Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”
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@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K (Eyeroll.)
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
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@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K (Eyeroll.)
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
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