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Larry

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
Jack got quite a shock
And a mouthful of cock
Because Jill’s real name is Randy
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The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.
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@ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Perfect.
"You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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"You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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Larry

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@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Bahahshahaha
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George K

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Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

I can’t complain.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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Hi Friend....
We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.
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@xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.

's OK. We can still be friends.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.
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George K

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Well that's because you're a Yankee. We don't have that problem in the south, because we pronounce it "caw" not "cah"..... so down here the L is optional.

You caulkasians crack me up..........
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