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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #400

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG George K

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      bachophile
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      #401

      @george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.

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        jon-nyc
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        #402

        @bachophile

        POTD. 👏

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

          taiwan_girlT Offline
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          #403

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

          How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

          Rearrange the furniture.

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          • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

            And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

            How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

            Rearrange the furniture.

            ImprovisoI Offline
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            Improviso
            wrote on last edited by
            #404

            @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

            And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

            How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

            Rearrange the furniture.

            How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

            Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

            We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
            Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #405

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              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • jon-nycJ Online
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                jon-nyc
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                #406

                Jack and Jill went up the hill
                So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                Jack got quite a shock
                And a mouthful of cock
                Because Jill’s real name is Randy

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • ImprovisoI Improviso

                  @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                  And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                  How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                  Rearrange the furniture.

                  How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                  Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                  LuFins DadL Offline
                  LuFins DadL Offline
                  LuFins Dad
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #407

                  @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                  And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                  How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                  Rearrange the furniture.

                  How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                  Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                  How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

                  The Brad

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                  • LarryL Offline
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                    Larry
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #408

                    Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

                    You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      Jack and Jill went up the hill
                      So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                      Jack got quite a shock
                      And a mouthful of cock
                      Because Jill’s real name is Randy

                      IvorythumperI Offline
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                      Ivorythumper
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                      #409

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                      • jon-nycJ Online
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                        jon-nyc
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                        #410

                        click to show

                        Link to video

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

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                          MikM Offline
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                          @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                          Perfect.

                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            click to show

                            Link to video

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                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                            Link to video

                            🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

                            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            • George KG Offline
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                              George K
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #413

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
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                                #414

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
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                                  #415

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                    Bahahshahaha

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                                    • George KG Offline
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                                      George K
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                                      Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

                                      His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      • George KG Offline
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                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #418

                                        My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

                                        I can’t complain.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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