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  • George KG George K

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    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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    Bahahshahaha

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      Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

      His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

        I can’t complain.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Hi Friend....

            We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
            Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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              • George KG George K

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                @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                It took me a while to not see that.

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                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  It took me a while to not see that.

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                  @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  It took me a while to not see that.

                  's OK. We can still be friends.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                          Well that's because you're a Yankee. We don't have that problem in the south, because we pronounce it "caw" not "cah"..... so down here the L is optional.

                          You caulkasians crack me up..........

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Hilarious

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                “I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never lure them into my car. No, I’m kidding… I don’t have a licence.”

                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                  I’m no fool - I gotta see the candy myself before I get in that van.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    • George KG George K

                                      When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

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                                      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

                                      I shouldn't have been reading this while on my conference call...

                                      The Brad

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                                        Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”

                                        Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • George KG George K

                                          Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”

                                          Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”

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                                          @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

                                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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