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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

    How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

    Rearrange the furniture.

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    @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

    How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

    Rearrange the furniture.

    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        Jack and Jill went up the hill
        So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
        Jack got quite a shock
        And a mouthful of cock
        Because Jill’s real name is Randy

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • ImprovisoI Improviso

          @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

          How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

          Rearrange the furniture.

          How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

          Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

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          LuFins Dad
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          @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

          How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

          Rearrange the furniture.

          How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

          Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

          How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

          The Brad

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            Larry
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            Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

            You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              Jack and Jill went up the hill
              So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
              Jack got quite a shock
              And a mouthful of cock
              Because Jill’s real name is Randy

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                jon-nyc
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                #410

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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

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                  @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  Perfect.

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      George K
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                            Bahahshahaha

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                              Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

                              His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                #418

                                My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

                                I can’t complain.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    Hi Friend....

                                    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                        It took me a while to not see that.

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                                          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                          It took me a while to not see that.

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                                          @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          It took me a while to not see that.

                                          's OK. We can still be friends.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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