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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 12 Jan 2024, 23:49 last edited by
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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 25 Jan 2024, 20:50 last edited by
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      Heisenberg, Gödel, and Chomsky walk into a bar …

      Heisenberg looks around the bar and says, “Because there are three of us and because this is a bar, it must be a joke. But the question remains, is it funny or not?”
      And Gödel thinks for a moment and says, “Well, because we’re inside the joke, we can’t tell whether it is funny. We’d have to be outside looking at it.”
      And Chomsky looks at both of them and says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”

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        George K
        wrote on 10 Apr 2024, 22:08 last edited by George K 4 Oct 2024, 22:08
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          Klaus
          wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 10:57 last edited by
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          Don't get it.

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            11 Apr 2024, 10:57

            Don't get it.

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            George K
            wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 11:48 last edited by
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            @Klaus said in Geek humor:

            Don't get it.

            Square root of 10,000...

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              11 Apr 2024, 11:48

              @Klaus said in Geek humor:

              Don't get it.

              Square root of 10,000...

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              Klaus
              wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 13:41 last edited by
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              @George-K said in Geek humor:

              @Klaus said in Geek humor:

              Don't get it.

              Square root of 10,000...

              😫

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                Mik
                wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 13:55 last edited by
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                Claim time difference, Klaus. No one knows what time it is over there.

                "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                  Axtremus
                  wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 14:56 last edited by Axtremus 4 Nov 2024, 15:09
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                  Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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                    LuFins Dad
                    wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 15:07 last edited by
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                    Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

                    The Brad

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                      George K
                      wrote on 21 Apr 2024, 00:10 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
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                          jon-nyc
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 18 Jun 2024, 17:02 last edited by
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                              George K
                              wrote on 19 Jun 2024, 00:33 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 21 Jun 2024, 16:34 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 24 Jun 2024, 12:28 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    mark
                                    wrote on 26 Jun 2024, 23:18 last edited by
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                                      26 Jun 2024, 23:18

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                                      taiwan_girl
                                      wrote on 28 Jun 2024, 16:30 last edited by
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                                      @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                        Axtremus
                                        wrote on 28 Jun 2024, 16:34 last edited by
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                                        It may try to evoke the old adage “it’s a feature, not a bug.”

                                        But I tend to see it as “the feature is the bug.”

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                                          28 Jun 2024, 16:30

                                          @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                          mark
                                          wrote on 30 Jun 2024, 02:07 last edited by
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                                          @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

                                          @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

                                          The Volkswagen Beetle aka "Bug"

                                          In software development there is an old meme. "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

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