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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    #171

    I think you have to be a little geeky to get the reference here. Not clippy, the other reference.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • CopperC Offline
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      #172

      Is the Windows XP dog (Rover) in there? He was part of Microsoft Bob, an invention of Mrs. Gates. Wasn't that around the same time as Clippy?

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      • George KG Offline
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          #174

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          Only non-witches get due process.

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            #175

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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              #176

              Heisenberg, Gödel, and Chomsky walk into a bar …

              Heisenberg looks around the bar and says, “Because there are three of us and because this is a bar, it must be a joke. But the question remains, is it funny or not?”
              And Gödel thinks for a moment and says, “Well, because we’re inside the joke, we can’t tell whether it is funny. We’d have to be outside looking at it.”
              And Chomsky looks at both of them and says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”

              Only non-witches get due process.

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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
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                #177

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • KlausK Offline
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                  #178

                  Don't get it.

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                    Don't get it.

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                    #179

                    @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                    Don't get it.

                    Square root of 10,000...

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • George KG George K

                      @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                      Don't get it.

                      Square root of 10,000...

                      KlausK Offline
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                      #180

                      @George-K said in Geek humor:

                      @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                      Don't get it.

                      Square root of 10,000...

                      😫

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                      • MikM Offline
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                        #181

                        Claim time difference, Klaus. No one knows what time it is over there.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          #182

                          Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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                          • LuFins DadL Offline
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                            LuFins Dad
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                            Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

                            The Brad

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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