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    Axtremus
    wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 14:56 last edited by Axtremus 4 Nov 2024, 15:09
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    Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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      LuFins Dad
      wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 15:07 last edited by
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      Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

      The Brad

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        George K
        wrote on 21 Apr 2024, 00:10 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 16 May 2024, 21:13 last edited by
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          Only non-witches get due process.

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            wrote on 11 Jun 2024, 21:31 last edited by
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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              wrote on 18 Jun 2024, 17:02 last edited by
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              Only non-witches get due process.

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                George K
                wrote on 19 Jun 2024, 00:33 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 21 Jun 2024, 16:34 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 24 Jun 2024, 12:28 last edited by
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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      mark
                      wrote on 26 Jun 2024, 23:18 last edited by
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                        26 Jun 2024, 23:18

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                        taiwan_girl
                        wrote on 28 Jun 2024, 16:30 last edited by
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                        @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                          Axtremus
                          wrote on 28 Jun 2024, 16:34 last edited by
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                          It may try to evoke the old adage “it’s a feature, not a bug.”

                          But I tend to see it as “the feature is the bug.”

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                            28 Jun 2024, 16:30

                            @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                            mark
                            wrote on 30 Jun 2024, 02:07 last edited by
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                            @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

                            @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

                            The Volkswagen Beetle aka "Bug"

                            In software development there is an old meme. "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

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                              George K
                              wrote on 2 Jul 2024, 11:56 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 13 Jul 2024, 00:35 last edited by George K
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 15 Jul 2024, 01:16 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    26 Jun 2024, 23:18

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                                    Mik
                                    wrote on 15 Jul 2024, 01:38 last edited by
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                                    @mark said in Geek humor:

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                                    I got it right off. I think you have to be a programmer of a certain age.

                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 15 Jul 2024, 13:00 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        mark
                                        wrote on 12 Aug 2024, 02:10 last edited by
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                                          Axtremus
                                          wrote on 14 Aug 2024, 02:49 last edited by
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                                          Phibes posted it elsewhere, too good not to also enter the geek humor collection here.
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